17 May 2024
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Here are some of the craziest ways that Aussies have found to raise money and/or community spirit.
It’s not the subject of this festival so much as where it takes place that makes Parkes Elvis Festival unique.
Imagine a sleepy country town almost five hours’ drive west of Sydney (population 10,000) inundated by 15,000-plus Elvis fans and voyeurs for a few days in one of the hottest months of the year – that’s why it’s one of Australia’s quirkiest events.
This Alice Springs perennial has been going on so long that many Australians probably think it’s quite normal, but put this annual mockery of the UK’s terribly posh Henly Royal Regatta back into context and you see that it is unadulterated lunacy.
A boat race, where teams of participants (rowers) run down a dry, sandy riverbed, Fred Flintstone-style, carrying a mock-up yacht – and it’s held around 1500km from any body of water of any consequence. Ironically it was once cancelled due to bad weather – too much rain!
Quirky because it celebrates the underdog – in this case the clapped-out Australian car – and then proceeds to put it through a distinctly Australian torture test.
In the Redex-trail spirit, entrants in the Shitbox Rally must drive their under-$1500 ‘shitbox’ in one of three annual routes to raise money for the Cancer Council: Adelaide to Perth via the Northern Territory in autumn, Melbourne to Alice Springs passing through NSW and Queensland in winter, and Bendigo to Townsville with a dip over the border into South Australia en route in spring.
Every route features roads the cars would have struggled with even in their younger years, but of course, it only adds to the sense of adventure.
Our weirdness tends to swim upstream on Australia Day, so it’s no coincidence that the South Australian fishing city Port Lincoln holds its “world famous” Tunarama to coincide with it.
The festival celebrates all things relating to the city’s most lucrative fish resource, highlighted by, naturally, the World Championship Tuna Toss. The festival was cancelled in 2024 but will be resurrected under new ownership with some changes, likely to incorporate more of a focus on food and wine and local music. The iconic tuna toss is set to remain.
Not quite the gore and frenetic activity of the similarly named Running of the Bulls in Spain.
In fact, the pinnacle of the action is a farmer on a quadbike and some dogs guiding a flock of sheep down the town’s main street, which lies about an hour north of Canberra. It’s the grand finale of the Boorowa Hotel’s Irish Woolfest.
The dunny race surely embodies the pinnacle of Australian festival toilet humour.
The Sunshine Coast is home to the Great Australian Dunny Race. It started as an Australia Day race outside the Ettamogah Pub; the road transformed into a thunderbox drag strip with the athletes acting as human horses as they endeavour to pull their loo the quickest and be declared Dunny Race Champion of the World.
Now in its 34th year, the race is part of the Sunshine Coast Chilli & Chocolate Festival held annually in March with an entry fee that goes towards Mates in the Bush via Rural Aid. Other towns, such as Werribee, Victoria, and Quilton in Outback Queensland, have also dabbled in dunny races.
Somewhat less patronised, but equally energetic is the primo sporting event on the South Australian nudists/naturalist’s sporting calendar.
The marquee events at the Pilwarren Maslin Beach Nude Games, held on the banks of the Murray River, are the three-legged race, the sack race and the tug of war. Unlike the competitors, clothes are optional for spectators at this summertime festival.
The event, which is currently on hold, has over 30 years of history and attracts over 300 participants annually. Hopefully, a resurrection is in the works.
Tully in Queensland scores the award for conjuring up the most obscure reason for a festival: celebrating its reputation for rain and being “a pretty wet place”.
The symbol of this annual event, the Golden Gumboot, stands proud over a festival full of small-town energy with the mandatory float parade and, of course, gumboot throwing on the schedule.
The competition sees the Far North Queensland towns of Tully, Innisfail, and Babinda in Australia battle it out for the title of the wettest town in Australia with the winner of the competition awarded, rather fittingly, a rubber boot.
A devastating drought in the late nineties inspired a small group of Deniliquin locals to start a rural-themed festival to bring visitors (and much-needed income) to the small country town. What followed was a mass gathering of ute devotees openly celebrating their sub-culture: bumper stickers, ‘circle work’, big, big aerials, and blue singlets.
The Deni Ute Muster now attracts over 20,000 people of all ages to the festival annually, with a mosaicked vintage ute and an erected ute on a pole two of the headline attractions.
The nightly concerts feature performances by Australian and International rock and country musicians (think Amy Shark, Kip Moore and Tyler Hubbard), and the day is full of entertainment for all ages.
There were 9,736 examples of the classic Aussie transport at the 2013 Deni Ute Muster, leading to claims that Deniliquin is indeed the ute capital of the free world.
Another Australian iconic event is the great duck race which is held in Strathalbyn Sth Australia on the second Sunday in November each year. This event consists of bath duckies being raced down the local river with prizes for the winners.